CREATED: 08/28/03
| Pretty Boy Jerome Cuenca
Age: 18 Jerome is a pretty boy and more. He is self-imposed, trying to make himself look good with his boyish looks, style, attitude, and slang. He even got to the point where he sold his PS2 so he could have more time to stare at himself in the mirror. He often takes pictures of himself to put up on his fan club website that he made. He likes to impress girls who for some odd reason become very attracted to him just by looking at him. For this reason, we have censored his face so no one else will join his fan club. Click here to join Jerome's Fan Club. 
Big Baby Mark Taino
| Age: 16 This is the biggest cry baby I know. Okay, well, I don't know about the crying part, but he is the biggest baby I've seen. Being the youngest of four, no doubt he's a pretty big boy. Don't ever tell him to wear speedos because HE WILL! Not that it's bad or anything, if you like to see that kind of stuff. He likes to eat oreos especially on his birthday. If you have the chance, buy him like three boxes of double stuff. No less. 
Obnoxious Loudmouth Nathaniel Russell
| Age: 18 This guy just talks too much. Talk, talk, talk and won't shut up. Don't ever sit next to him or he'll talk you to death. He'll talk about how satisfied he is that raisin breads don't talk and why buildings aren't made of sugar canes and subjective theories on time travel and such. And wherever you see him, he'll always be drinking gatorade. He drinks so much gatorade that he has wasted a significant portion of his life urinating in toilets. It is sad. I know. 
Super Geek Jeremie Alicdan
| Age: 18 Don't get me started with this naturally born loser. He wears glasses, and if this were the 1980's, that would automatically classify him as a nerd in which he would most likely be beaten up for his lunch money everyday (which does happen to him). He attends Sci-Fi conventions in which there are none in Pensacola. He spends a lot of his time on the computer and likes mathematics very much which is also very stupid. 
Crazy Boy Sean Weir
| Age: 15 When Ayan left, we got stuck with Sean as a replacement. If you ask me, it was a bad trade. This guy is totally out of his mind. He will head butt anything and laugh at everything Nathan says. You can imagine Nathan talking so much and Sean laughing endlessly at every word he says. It's absolutely crazy. It's like if they could synchronize together all you could here is blah blah blah and ha ha ha. His sister will make fun of him every chance she gets and his brother likes to hit him. It's a happy family really. 
Suicidal Jonathan Alicdan (not to be taken seriously, please!)
| Age: 17 Jonathan is very dark and mysterious by nature. He has killed many small vermin in an attempt to appease his hunger for self-mutilation and sacrifice. Supposedly, he has had many girlfriends in the past, but they all broke up with him simultaneosly. It was his own fault. He deserved it. Anyways, he likes writing poetry about broken paper hearts and stuff. And I can safely assure to you that he is not dead in this picture. Click here to see The Many Deaths of Jonathan. 
Homie G Daniel Miguel Figuerrez Jr. II or 'Danny Miggy Figgy'
| Age: 16 Danny boy is the only black person in our crew. Like most black people, he plays basketball. He has a girlfriend that lives past two states and he calls her every night with his cell phone. He's a major player and that's why we call him the 'Migster'. We also call him Miguel, but that nickname kind of died out when Ayan left. Now we call him Miggy or whatever sounds like it would refer to him.
New Guy Jonathan Weir
| Age: Uhhh... I have to ask him. Probably 18 Sean's brother moved up here after attending school in Orlando. I don't know the guy very well, but he likes to play his guitar. He is weird. He likes to watch people. Pretty scary, eh? Well, Jonathan Weir, meet Jonathan Alicdan. Oh boy, that would be really scary. 
In memory of our departed friend: Angel Casanova III
| Can't say much about this weirdo. So I won't say anything at all. Your friends are always here, Ayan. Come visit again sometime. Later!
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