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  • HAHAHA!!! Our award from USA Today has been revoked. Oh well, it wasn't real. News media in the U.S. is bad for you anyways.
  • Our time machine is still in the process of being patented. I'm pretty sure now that we will have all the rights to manufacture our invention based on Nathan's theories on time travel. Anytime soon now. More info
  • STUPID THEORY #1:
    THEORY OF GAS CONSUMPTION

    According to Newton's Second Law of Motion, you use your gasoline to apply force to a car that makes it accelerate to a certain velocity. Once you stop your acceleration, then, by Newton's First Law of Motion, the car will continue to move at constant velocity until acted upon it by an opposing force. If you brake, this will negate the force that has already been applied to accelerate the car so when you brake, your velocity will decrease, wasting the potential distance that your car can make with the velocity it had when you didn't brake. If you hadn't brake, you would have made more distance with the gas you used. So if you want to save gas, NEVER USE YOUR BRAKES. But you may die in this attempt so good luck.
  • Water cost more than gasoline. Doesn't that suck?


    • EVENTS CALENDAR

    MONTH OF OCTOBER
    Whenever Softball Practice
    10/25 Locale Blood Drive
    10/31 Movie Night for CWS @ Fuction Hall

    MONTH OF NOVEMBER
    11/08 CFO Meeting @ Orlando
    11/10 Softball
    11/28 - 11/29 Locale Camping @ Blue Angel Rec.

    MONTH OF DECEMBER
    12/31 New Year's Celebration



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    Welcome to Pensacola where the grass is brown, the weather is quite awkward, the streets are paved with dirt and our only two malls located on the good side of town seem kind of boring. Haha... What do you care? That's Pensacola for ya! I'll tell you, the town may suck, but the people here are cool! What? What are you still doing here? Click Here



    LAST UPDATE: November 5, 2003
    • I am overworked in school so please forgive me if I don't update this site every single day.


      August 28, 2003 UPDATES:

    • Sorry, I haven't updated in awhile. Check out our all new Crew Page. I wasn't able to do a profile on everyone in Pensacola. I guess these are just the key members of our crew. Haha, just kidding. The real reason is that these guys will kill me when they read their profiles. Imagine the other people who are not so friendly towards me. Heheh... it's okay. I'll make a more decent profile listing in the future.

    • Check it out. I created an Events Calendar of what we do here in Pensacola. I know it looks really stupid, but I'm too lazy to make any fancy scripting or whatever. Just enjoy what you have, okay?


      June 4, 2003 UPDATES:

    • I had to take out the Writings of Knowledge because it wasn't very smart. And plus it was useless too. I just needed it to fill up space on this webpage. I might have to update the layout of this webpage anyways since it is kinda cramped (and stupid too).

    • I have created a new storyboard entitled simply as The Matrix. It's based on the matrix (wow). Check it out, Storyboard #2. I didn't provide you with a link on this paragraph so you will have to wait until the link reappears on the News Clicker.

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    So, you wanna meet our crew? You wanna see their faces? Okay. Here you go. Up close and personal. Indepth profiles about our lives and personalities. And as the saying goes, "Do not believe anything you read" - Jeremie Alicdan.




    What is this? It's just a story. A simple story. A stupid story. A simply stupid story. How stupid? Stupid enough. But it's based on pictures so that's reason enough to read this story of complete simplicity and provocative stupidity.




    This is actually Storyboard #2. If you have already looked at the first storyboard, you will realize that this one actually has a plot to it. Contains hardcore fight scenes and features special effects. WARNING! May not be suitable for people with no sense of humor.




    This is a local four-piece band from Pensacola. Well, three are from Pensacola and one from Navarre. Oh well. It doesn't matter now since this band was only alive for like one day. But still, you should check it out.



    Coming Not So Soon:
    • Web Profiles
    • Events Calendar
    • Archives
    • Photo Albums
    • Forums (still deciding)
    • A Page of Random Links to Cool Websites




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